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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:44

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What was your first gay male experience?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do dreams about dead people mean?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is chudai?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

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